I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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