Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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