At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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