everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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