Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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