the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
