I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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