I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Alive.
So much puke
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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