she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
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you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
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