3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I am spending my child support on dildos
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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