fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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