Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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