jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
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