The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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