I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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