...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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