i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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