This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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