This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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