Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
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I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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