if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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