I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Randomize
