Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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