I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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