On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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