: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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