What a fucking waste of an outfit
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
false alarm. still invincible.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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