So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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