I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
