going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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