You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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