Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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