He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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