she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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