don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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