similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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