What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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