Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
