You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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