Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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