their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She's JV to your varsity
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
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is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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