Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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