the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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