Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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