one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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