We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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