I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
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he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
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Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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