he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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