Your tits are I can't wait for
North Korea, Best Korea!
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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