I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
this boner is exhausting
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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