a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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