i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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