i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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