I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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