I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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