just survived the first fart of the relationship.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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