if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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