Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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