what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
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So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My butt remains clenched, sir.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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