I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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