Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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