I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
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Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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