i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
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I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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